Wednesday, September 10, 2008

3 year olds are schizophrenic


Lili woke up from her nap today, to early. Way to early. She started crying for us while she was in the bathroom. She wanted her jimjams zipped up but was to tired to do it herself. So Scott did. Then she started crying again, unzipped them, then zipped them up herself. We asked her if she wanted to go back to bed, to which she replied an emphatic, "No!" Okay.
Scott:"Would you like to go downstairs, into mommy and daddy's room or into your room?"
Lili:"No."
Scott:"Okay, would you like to float in midair while you decide?"
Lili:"No. I don't want to do anything!" (Or anyfing as a three year old pronounces it)
Scott: "Okay, I'll just lay you on the bed with monkey while you decide."
(Cue mama opening the curtains)
Lili: "NO No NO! It's too bright! I don't want it so bright!"
(Cue Scott closing the curtains)
Lili: "NO No NO! It's too dark! I don't want it so dark!"
(Cue half opening one curtain)
Lili: "NO No No! I wanted the other one!"
(Cue parents giving up and peeing themselves laughing)

*Picture is the aftermath of saddness*

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